The Battle Scar

Ok, so I have to share this little tid-bit from work today.

I walked in the office and after a round of good mornings I'm hit with..."I gotta tell you about my battle scar."

Naturally, I agreed to listen.

Next came the best following ever to the "battle scar" intro.

..."So I was making out with this guy in a bar..."

Nice.

"...yadda yadda yadda, and then he bit my lip."

Hmmmm.