Ok, I've lost focus. Back to the coolest white elephant gift ever. Through much effort "selling" the gifts that I didn't want, I was able to maintain ownership of an......
EGG CUBER!!!
Yeah, I know, I had never heard of one either. This little contraption takes a hard boiled egg and makes it into a cube. Of course, because of some personal oddities, I love crazy useless crap like an egg cuber. And of course, as soon as we were finished with the gift exchange I had to test it out to see if it does indeed work. And IT DOES WORK!!! I'm so excited. Here is my first square egg...
I've already got plans to make square deviled eggs. I'm so excited. I'm also looking to purchase more cubers so I can make square eggs more efficiently. Sweet.
Oh yeah, another cool part of the egg cuber is the box...check it out. The cuber itself is beside the box but it's a little hard to see because of the dark background. I'm also guessing that if this egg went through the "educated eggdicator" at the Willy Wonka factory that it would be a "bad egg"...just like Veruca Salt. Hee hee hee.
Ok, enough with the cubed egg...oh yeah, just in case you'd like an egg cuber to call your own you can purchase one (or two or twelve) here.
The family visits are going well and I'm happy to say that I've found one square egg.
1 comment:
Incredibly ridiculous. Sublimely ingenious. Crazy cool. Always entertained.
The first two phrases describe the egg cuber. The next one describes you. The last, me.
Happy holidays and I look forward to reading many more ridiculous, ingenious, cool, and entertaining stories in 2007!!
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