Oh boy. Here are few things that should make you laugh. If you don't laugh,
not even one little chuckle, I think you might take life a little too serious.
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
- Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
2 comments:
That sound you hear is me smacking my forehead in utter exasperation and disbelief.
Good ones!
Anytime I can help my audience smack themselves in the forehead, I'm glad to do it! :)
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