Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Let Cows Burp Next To Texas Children

I try to not post things of this nature too often because, quite frankly, if you wanted news you'd go to a news site. You come here for something else.

Like many people, I'm horrifed by the mother in Texas who hung her children and then herself. What is even worse is at the bottom of the article. In less than five years, Texas has seen 6 different mothers kill their children in various gruesome ways.

Really. We can study the effects of cow burps on the ozone layer but we can't figure out why so many Texas mothers are killing their children. Come on. Really.

My theory...put more burping cows near the children and perhaps someone will take an interest in them.

And sure, I know the cow burp study is old. But it is just too easy.

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