Bit-o-Ranting

If one more serial-marrier tells me to “not be so picky” or “only go out with them if they have money” I think I just might scream.

I’m just fine with being picky rather than settle for someone I don’t like just for the sake of getting married and being miserable for the rest of my life. Oh wait; serial-marriers just trade their husband/wife in for a new model when they realize they don't like them any more. Now there's a better option to being picky. Pfft.

As far as the money, I’m far more concerned with his ability/desire to pee in the woods rather than whether he drives a Beamer.

Of course, Les Stroud aka Suriviorman, if you decide to accept my marriage proposal I’m ok with a man who pees in the woods AND has the ability to drive a Beamer. Although I’d hope he drives something more reasonable.

Thanks for listening.

Oh, and BTW, the pita chip crumbs didn't make the cut to the garbage can. Only the bag went. Really, I think I need a pita chip intervention.

Note: I consider "serial-marriers" to be on at least their third marriage. I consider a "plague marrier" to be on #5 or higher. And yes, I know two people in the latter category. I know, lucky me.