Have a Good Laugh: Part 2

Have another good laugh...on me.

"About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died. I got really depressed because it was like, Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert." - Demetri Martin

"I had my identity stolen a few months ago, and my credit actually improved. I'm dating now, have a new car. Life is good." - Steve Moris

"When I was in London, I went to buy some chocolates. The cashier was like, "That will be ten pounds." I'm like, "Rub it in, why don't you?" - Carol Leifer

"As long as there is algebra, there will be prayer in school." - Larry Miller

"The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

From Reader's Digest September 2007 "Laugh Riot" issue pages 114-115