Have a Good Laugh

I haven't posted for a few days because of some residual grumpiness. But I recently received my September Reader's Digest, which happens to be the "Laugh Riot" issue.

Today I was reading RD in the doctor's office waiting room and got so tickled by "Stand-up comics Funniest Lines" article on page 110 that I had to close the book and put it down because I was laughing so much the other patients thought I should be at the psychiatrist instead of the EN&T.

I just thought I'd share a couple of the things that really made me laugh out loud...you might not find it that funny...then again, you might.

"Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time..." - Ellen DeGeneres

"I tried to walk into a Target but I missed." - Mitch Hedberg

"Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math." - Mike Birbiglia

"When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually." - Steven Wright

"My wife has tons of credit cards. She has so many magnetic strips in her wallet, her purse points north." - Peter Sasso

Well, those are highlights from pages 110-113. I'll let you know if there are any others that strike me as post-worthy.