Valium Drip -- Where Are You?

I am about to lose my mind.  Two days until closing and today the bank is still dinking around asking the same questions they asked when I first submitted my application.   I really think this is just a plan to make me lose my mind.  A test to see if I'll die of heart failure before making it to closing.

And since I couldn't find my Valium drip, I got a Little Caesar's pizza, Crazy Bread, and dipping sauce.  I originally planned to consume an acceptable amount of pizza and then enjoy a glass of wine to try to ease me towards the bedtime hour.  No, instead I gorged on an obscene amount of food and then laid on the couch like an engorged tick watching American Idol.  Now I'm wising I would have walked to the kitchen for that glass of wine.

With no Valium and no wine, maybe this will work...CALGON take me away!