No-No Strikes Again

For those of you who have been following my camel experiences in posts like this one, I have another for you. Thankfully this one does not involve me. It happened to my friend who we'll call Burt to protect his innocence.

Burt was needing to work on one of the wildebeests in the herd next to the camel enclosure. He was prepared to do everything the safe & easy way, which is always a good plan when it comes to nasty wildebeests.  

So Burt took his tranquilizer dart gun, and went through the camel enclosure to the far side near the target wildebeest.  He quietly crouched with the dart gun so not to draw attention from any of the animals.  

Just as the wildebeest came into his sight and he was about to fire the dart, No No the horny camel came from behind seemingly out of no where.  He immediately tried to pull Burt all the way to the ground with his powerful foreleg and jaws.  [Remember camels breed on the ground so you know what No No was trying to do.]

Burt fought his way free with the butt of the tranquilizer gun until he was a safe distance away from No No.  Shaken, but fine, Burt realized he'd left a 5-gallon bucket inside the enclosure.  It promptly caught No No's attention and he made his move.  He grabbed the bucket with his powerful jaws and forced it underneath himself as he laid down on top of it.  And, yep, you guessed it, pleasured himself with the 5-gallon bucket.  

The bucket is no longer with us.

So yet again, No No the horniest camel in the world, has an "attempted" victim and a "true" victim under his....ahem....belt.  

I did suggest to Burt that maybe he should use a tranquilizer dart on No No.  He laughed and said, "At that moment I would have preferred a bullet!"