Quotes

I was perusing some quotes today at work for some ideas for a magazine article I'm writing, and found a few that really made me chuckle.

A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for
it. ~Author Unknown

If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle. ~Rita Mae Brown

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! ~Nicholas Evans

If you want a stable friendship, get a horse. ~Author Unknown